"Dude...while you've been at work....I've drank your booze...smoked your cigars...kicked back in your favorite chair while your hot little wife gave me a blowjob...I fucked her twice in your bed!...Took a shower in your bath...and now I'm using your razor...I guess the least I could do, is let you watch us next time!...That is if she's cool with it!...Oh, by the way...you're out of Scotch."
