"Excuse Me!...Uh...HELLO!....Would you mind not staring up My skirt and pay attention to helping Me try on these shoes!...I know your pathetic little job isn't much!...But handling My feet is a privilege that should be the high point of your miserable day!...Besides...what would your supervisor say if I told Her you were sexually harassing Her customers?...Wouldn't She fire you?...Maybe call your little Wife as well?....And tell Her what a sick little pervert Her husband is!....Hmmmmm?...How well do you think that would go over?"
