What Makes A Great Super Bowl Party

Fuck the wings and the nachos.

If you want a really great Super Bowl party, you make sure to invite at least one white girl for every nigger. Yeah, the white girls will be shy at first. Give 'em a couple drinks, pull out the camera, and watch those inhibitions disappear!

Innocently, they sit on the laps of those fine black studs. At that point, Jungle Fever takes over. (And if not, that nigger is gonna fuck the bitch anyway).